I’ve had a great year on plot 5 with winter squash. If I had to criticise any of the varieties grown it would be Turks Turban, they could’ve been bigger with a few more lines of colour chucked in, you know, just for my viewing pleasure. I’m joking.
Shame I can’t say the same for the pumpkin patch. Ah-hem! Just one puny pumpkin to show for my efforts. It’s meant to be blue and much much bigger than the Turks Turban squash currently towering over it, in fact, it should’ve been flipping huge seeing as it was the only fruit on the vine!
If it wasn’t so sweet to look at I’d be spitting pumpkin seeds.